There was a man who was driving along the road one day with a priest sitting shotgun when he saw three lawyers crossing the road at the next intersection. This guy HATED lawyers with a passion, but what could he do with a priest in his car? He decided, okay, I'm going to just close my eyes, and maybe I'll hit them. He closed his eyes and stepped on the gas. After a few seconds, he opened his eyes and asked the priest, "Did I hit anyone?" The priest said, "No, but I got one with the car door."
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